WTF Wednesday?

When it's summer break, and I haven't really been doing much more than lazing around the house, cleaning, or packing up school stuff - it makes my blog ideas run as dry as the earth outside my front door.  I could come up with something to go on about... or, I could join in a really fun blog link-up with Draz.  Draz wins again!  This time, it's called WTF Wednesday.  Things that just make you say Who, Why, or What the Freak?  

If you wanna join in, click photo and go link up on Draz's blog - so that I can read them...and she can, too!

WhyTF do meteorologists get so excited about breaking weather temperature records?  Apparently, we're in the middle of a record breaking heat-wave right now...and they share it with us as if it's a story about a winning lotto ticket.  If our area is under a record breaking heat wave, with temps over 100 for the next 10 days or so, then I am in NO mood to celebrate.  Burn bans, drought, and heat stroke probability is nothing to get excited about.  When there's some much needed rain in the forecast - then come back to us, k?

WTF is up with women owning 25 bathing suits?  Seriously.  I've been browsing through the Facebook photos of some people I know, and almost every girl has about 8 pictures where they're wearing a different bathing suit in every one.  This fat girl may not understand bathing suit etiquette.  Is there supposed to be one for each day of the week?  How about different places to swim?  Is there supposed to be a designated pool bathing suit, river bathing suit, lake bathing suit, and ocean bathing suit?    I own two.  One that I keep at my mom's for her pool and the other I keep at my house to swim everywhere else.  Is that wrong?  Should I have more?  I just don't get it.

WTF are the America's Got Talent judges thinking this year?  SPOILER ALERT!!!  They send a human cannon ball straight through to New York, yet they send home Opera Marilyn Manson.  I can't believe some of the people they send home versus the ones they keep.  AND they send home a veteran with brain damage and a speech impediment - than can sing like Garth Brooks - but they keep an idiot who likes getting kicked in the balls.  Seriously...WTF???

Peanut and Jelly have been spending quite a bit of time together since Butter went to my parent's house.  Now, Jelly has been copping some serious attitude... like serious, 12 year old attitude.  WhyTF has the 4 year old started acting like the 12 year old?  Why can't it be reversed?  It would just be awesome if Peanut asked to snuggle with me on the couch or asked if we could play a game together.  But, no, I have to put up with Jelly rolling her eyes, mouthing "I hate you" to Peanut whenever I turn my back, and using phrases like "whatever" or "cause I said so". *sigh* 

I was reading a status update on Facebook yesterday from my favorite local radio DJs.  They were sharing that a person had called in to the show and stated that "people with tattoos make bad parents because they are setting bad examples".  W-T-F??  I'm pretty sure that people who judge others aren't setting the best examples for their children.  WhoTF does that person think he is?  I have a tattoo and I'm a damn good parent.  Not only that, but both of my parents have tattoos - and I turned out just fine.  I'm going to be a hypocrite here and judge him right back:  He's an idiot.  Some people need to seriously think before they speak.  Especially when it comes to broadcasting your stupid, naive beliefs on a radio station.  My heart feels for the children of this guy - if he has any.  It seems to me the people that think they are experts on children are the people that don't have any.  WhoTF would want to procreate with a D-bag like that, am I right?

I want to know how I can use the phrase WTF about a zillion times a day, yet have a tough time coming up with six examples to share on here.  WTF is up with that?  WTF is one of my favorite phrases... yet, when I have to write about it my mind goes blank.  Figures.  That happens a lot when I'm blogging.  I come up with a great idea, or totally copy someone else's great idea - and then sit here with a blank mind.  WhyTF does that happen? 

That was fun.  A little challenging, but a lot of fun.  Now, if you want to do something like this - click on the picture and link up with Draz.  Be sure to read her WTF Wednesday post - it's a hoot!

Till next time. ;)